Listen, I have this plaid shirt in my wardrobe that I bought many moons ago from American Eagle when I was a few sizes smaller. It has this old western vibe and I cant part with it even though I can no longer fit it. The sleeves are so tight my arms are suffocating in them. Oh Well!!, if you cant fit it tie that damn thing around your waist. Now some of you may be giving me the side eye for trying to pull that mess off but all I have to say to you is "I SHO DID" now what?